You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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