bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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