I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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