The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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