Well apparently he's into motor boating.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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