That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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