Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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