evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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