dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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