that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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