when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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