Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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