thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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