I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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