So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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