In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Randomize
