anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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