so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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