i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
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