Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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