i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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