I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
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