she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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