Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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