still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Found your dick twin last night
your like the ambassador to my penis.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
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