Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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