Im at strip club and am horny
I wish I could punch you in the face.
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
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