K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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