My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
it was like eating out sand paper
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
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