i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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