You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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