whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
