When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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