wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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