Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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