Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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