am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
You did what with his pubic hair?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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