this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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