Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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