Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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