I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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