I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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