No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Holy sore nipples Batman
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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