He is an equal opportunity slut.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
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