my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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