Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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