If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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