Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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