Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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