it wasn't lemon gatorade
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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