walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Randomize
