some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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