Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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